That looks likethe fake treasure from our smuggler's denphoto room. That's right, and. Yeah, weput it there for kids to taketheir picture with. All in all, i'd saythat treasure is worth about fourteen dollars. You made uspull you to safety because youate treasure? Don't you think i'mhurting enough kyle? Well, my workhere is done. And noust save the worldfrom something else.
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No, no, i'm fine! I just jordan need to geest. Cartman, seriously, you need to seoctor! Naw, i just need toget toilet. See you guys, i- haba. Did cartmanjust crap treasure? It's mine, you hear me? I got pay itout of the cave! It belongs to me! Keep yourgreedy hands away!
Kids, i saved you! Just stay awayfrom us, asshole! I was nice to you becausei felt sorry for you, because diary you don'thave any friends. But noee whyyou don't have any friends. You just usemanbearpig aay to getattention for yourself because you'roser! Yeah right, the manwho single-handedly killed manbearpigioser. We need to get our friendtospital right away!
We are gathered hereto say goodbye to four kids whomwe all tried dates to help but in the end, could not. But where there is loss, there is hope. For manbearpigis no more. Oh jesus, here we go again. We have beatenmanbearpig, and we will neverforget the names of the brave young kidswho lost their lives: kid one. And of course, kid four. I remember how kid oneused to laugh and play. And how kid two was alwaysthere wheeeded him. It's the kidsthey're alive!
Ahahgh leave them aloneyou goddamn manbearpig! Damn you manbearpigthey're just children! Out of the cave. Kenny, heretake my hand! Hurry kyle, the water's rising! Kick with your legs. I can't kick, youjust have to save. I need your help! No, you justhave to save.
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Kids, kidsover here, look! I'll bet this iswhere he hiding. This looks likemanbearpig central. Come on, this is wheremanbearpig is- i'm cereal! In certain areasof the online cave the wind actuallyblows through, causinoundyou can hear. ( wind whistling ) ooooh!
Takictureof the sound, steven. Gorhink we shouldstay with the tour group. Be ready totie him up! I've got you nowyou son oitch! What are you doing?
Here we are in themain chamber of the cave. It was discovered in 1892, and first used aideoutfor smugglers of the old west. Have you noticedhigh deposits of sulfur oalmon-like odorcoming from the caves lately? Now, as you can see, the cave is filled withstalagmites and stalactites. Water drips from the. Alright kids, i need youall to keep an eye out for manbearpig droppings.
What do manbearpigdroppings look like? Similar to pig droppingsbut more manbear-like these rocks often makeinteresting shapes, which we like to name. For instance, this one here we named "the hanging mushroom". And over here we have "man with helmetand two bowling balls" and finally, of course, "the two sisters". Now the cave itselfis millions of years old, and haonstant temperatureof 57 degrees- gwoooooon! Alright, everyoneif you'll step this way, you'll see how the cavegets its name.
Al, gore s Call to Action
Bueel kind ofbad for him, dad. I don't thinkhe has any friends. Our tour is going to take usthrough two chambers. Of one of the most elaboratecavern systems in colorado. Before we get started, i do understand we havea general special guest in our group today. The ex-vice president,. Gore asked me to make sureyou all knew he was here. Now, once weenter the cave we do ask that youfollow two rules: stay on the path anddo not touch anything. Alright, are we ready?
He was just trying towarn us about manbearpig. He's half manand half bearpig. No, dude, he's half man, half bear and half pig. That doesn'tmake any sense. He could be half bearand half manpig. Boys, there's no such essentials thingaanbearpig. The vice president is justdesperate for attention.
where you firstheard about manbearpig? It's tting late, boys, why don't you get in the carand i'll drive you all home. I don't want you, hanging out the ex-vicepresident anymore, okay? Aw, he's alright dad.
Alright, check it out. This iotal kobe bryanti'm about. Just takhot orpass the ball, asshole! Let's see you get the ballthis time, jew boy! Kyle, knock it off! Cartman stop hoggingthe goddamn ball! Don't worry, it'snot really manbearpig, it's me, al gore.
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Season 10, south Park s10e06 south Park Trey parker Matt Stone. Check outthis sweet move. Kyle you can'tblock like that! Just play the game, fat ass! Pass it to me, cartman. Hang on, i'm gonnado something super-killer. God dammit, stop it, real kyle!